Clever Comebacks

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Matt R
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Clever Comebacks

Postby Matt R » November 14th, 2008, 4:32 pm

Here's a starting list of clever comebacks for kid's show performers. I am sure many of you have some others to add...

Childrens Conjurers Clever Comebacks & Comments

Bill Mullins
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Re: Clever Comebacks

Postby Bill Mullins » November 14th, 2008, 7:35 pm

Here's another one you may find useful:

"Close your piehole, you little pissant, before I pull your head off and shove this bunny down your throat"

Probably won't help with repeat bookings, but it might feel good to say.

Rick Ruhl
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Re: Clever Comebacks

Postby Rick Ruhl » November 14th, 2008, 8:11 pm

Did you have too much coffee today Bill?


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Dustin Stinett
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Re: Clever Comebacks

Postby Dustin Stinett » November 14th, 2008, 8:36 pm

Sheesh...Yeah, really.

I can't belive he left out the word "runt" after "pissant."

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