For some unknown reason (maybe I need it!) I just received this catalog of weird products. Thought you might get a kick out of this stuff.
MONEY DRAWING OIL
This secret formula anointing oil can help solve all of your money problems and bring you the cash you need FAST
JACKPOT SOAP
Helps you hit the jackpot of any game of chance you play. Simply use this powerful soap before gambling so you can get on a lucky winning streak.
JINX REMOVING WASH
Washes away all wicked and unwanted conditions so you can live again. Use on floors, windows, doors and counter tops to get rid of evil.
SLOTS OF LUCK LOTION
This lucky formula lotion has what it takes to help you hit the Big Jackpot! Many of our customers have reported winning 3 times as much money since they started using this lotion - It just might make you rich!!
MONEY RELEASE CANDLE
Does someone owe you money, but they won't pay you back? Are you overdue for a pay raise? If you can't get your hands on the cash you need, someone has put a block on your money. This money curse could cost you a fortune unless it's removed. Our money release candle has the power to destroy this block.
and finally...
SURE GRIP CREAM
Use Sure Grip Tighten Her Cream to achieve that 'honeymoon fit." :confused:
On that note... goodnight!! :help:
Unbelievable Catalog!!
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Re: Unbelievable Catalog!!
Thanks, I've looked for this allover. Do You happen to know how to make Granny Ade.
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Post that was here earlier is gone so now my previous post makes no sense. :confused:
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How did you ever get this catalogue - Where can I get one - I need some of that stuff!! :eek:
Dave
Dave
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Don't know if it's the same catalog that Jeff received, but you can find this kind of stuff here .
... Doug
... Doug
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Yeah... where did that one come from?? I thought my post was weird enough! I believe that might have prompted Dustin's PC essay a few days ago!Originally posted by mikie:
Post that was here earlier is gone so now my previous post makes no sense. :confused:
Ahh... it was stuck inside a magazine I got in the mail... yeah.. that's the ticket!Originally posted by Dave Egleston:
How did you ever get this catalogue
Seriously, I'm thinking of ordering some of that crap for props. Imagine rubbing your hands with some 'jackpot soap' and then producing coins... I could start a cult!!
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Well, THAT was clever! Should read:
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Well, THAT was clever! Should read:
Copperfield may know HOW to fly, but I can make a bar fly...
www.SandySinger.com
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Copperfield may know HOW to fly, but I can make a bar fly...
www.SandySinger.com
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