Is this guy for REAL???
Is this guy for REAL???
This is either one of the more hilarious joke websites I've ever seen, or this guy is completely insane. Personally I am hoping it's for real. Take the time to read all the pages and watch all the videos they are hysterical.
www.stallionmagic.com
Anybody have inside info?
www.stallionmagic.com
Anybody have inside info?
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Re: Is this guy for REAL???
"Stallion" is Ted Ellison and claims he's "dead serious" about this:
http://www.sfbg.com/39/46/art_music_stallion.html
I particularly enjoyed this quote:
John
http://www.escamoteurettes.com/blog/
http://www.sfbg.com/39/46/art_music_stallion.html
I particularly enjoyed this quote:
Draw your own conclusions, I suppose, but I smell something to do with a horse, alright."Stallion is ******* all-American, it's Christian, it's spiritual, and if they have a problem with that, then they should take it up with the man upstairs. I've got a ministry through my magic, and I'm trying to blast the fog away from people's minds so that they can step up to a higher spiritual plane.
John
http://www.escamoteurettes.com/blog/
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Check out the Majudo video and page and on the site...hilarious.
Grant
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"Let Stallion inject his flavor into your holiday celebration"
Er, I'll pass on that one, thanks!
As to that picture in the tub on the 'Majudo for Lovers page'....
Er, I'll pass on that one, thanks!
As to that picture in the tub on the 'Majudo for Lovers page'....
Re: Is this guy for REAL???
You guys missed the best part!
Wow, martial arts, erotic massage, card tricks, AND traffic school! Is there no limit to this man's talent?!STALLION has teamed up with the State of California to create an exciting alternative to traditional traffic school.
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Re: Is this guy for REAL???
Buckaroo Banzai and Doc Savage have nothing on this guy.
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I Googled Vridox Incorporated (the company whose CEO was so enthusiastic about the Fogstorm show)and the only (and I mean only) hit was the Stallionmagic site.
I guess that means it must be a real company.
Close
I guess that means it must be a real company.
Close
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If Napoleon Dynamite added magic to his dancing and bowstaff skills, he'd be...STALLION!! SWEEET!!
I particularly like the special attention he devotes to his female Majudo students.
I particularly like the special attention he devotes to his female Majudo students.
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I want so bad for this guy to be totally serious. It's just too funny.
adam
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I especially liked the Majudo instructional video where the spectator selected a card and then was punched in the face.
Many times I've wanted to do just that.
Many times I've wanted to do just that.
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Oh my God, that made my day. I love how majudo for men is beathing them with a stick, and majudo for women is copping a feel. Anyone remember the awful awful movie Gymkata? Majudo is Gymkata with card tricks. And the final countdown music, extra funny for anyone who's ever watched Arrested Development
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I just watched the magic of giving movie. I was laughing so hard, I was crying. You guys HAVE to see that. Merry Christmas little homeless boy, here's a quarter.
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Loved the Magic Of Giving video - hilarious!
But being a US site, who knows? (That's not an anti-US comment, just a comment on attitudes and presentational styles.)
However, should you have any lingering doubts, check out the What To Bring list on the Weekend page.
Dave
If it were a UK site, I'd know instantly (as would any Brit) that it's a p*ss-take.Originally posted by Adam Rubin:
I want so bad for this guy to be totally serious.
But being a US site, who knows? (That's not an anti-US comment, just a comment on attitudes and presentational styles.)
However, should you have any lingering doubts, check out the What To Bring list on the Weekend page.
Dave
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That's hillarious!!!! Magic + Judo = Majudo
"Use the tools of magic to inflict pain."
Come to think of it... I've seen a lot of magicians practice majudo.
"Use the tools of magic to inflict pain."
Come to think of it... I've seen a lot of magicians practice majudo.
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from the "lovers" page:
-Learn how to treat your lady like a Golden Squaw with STALLIONS 5 point simultaneous 20 digit massage.
-Edgy Sex Ninja role-play
-Learn surefire close up magic tricks
to entice those you desire.
-Go into the field and become personal wingmen for the majudo dating gurus.
-Learn how to treat your lady like a Golden Squaw with STALLIONS 5 point simultaneous 20 digit massage.
-Edgy Sex Ninja role-play
-Learn surefire close up magic tricks
to entice those you desire.
-Go into the field and become personal wingmen for the majudo dating gurus.
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He needs to enter the Majudo "infomercial" into the World Magic Seminar film competition.
The hopping goose (after it was hit by the card of death) was hillarious!
The hopping goose (after it was hit by the card of death) was hillarious!
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Stallion is Ted Ellison, the bass player in a group called...well, I don't think I can say the name of the group here. I personally like the group. If you like Ween, you might like them. Otherwise, probably not. Here is an article about both the band and Stallion.
Bay Guardian article
and here is their web site:
[url=http://www.[censored].addr.com/]Supermegacorporation[/url]
Jim
Bay Guardian article
and here is their web site:
[url=http://www.[censored].addr.com/]Supermegacorporation[/url]
Jim
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Oh that's simply brilliant.
Thanks for sharing.
And I agree, that the presentational style, especially just the fogstorm one, could definately be serious.
The others go too far, but are still wonderful.
Thanks for sharing.
And I agree, that the presentational style, especially just the fogstorm one, could definately be serious.
The others go too far, but are still wonderful.
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Here is a page with photos of "The Amazing Ted", (aka Stallion) during a f**k show...
click here.
[url=http://www.[censored].addr.com/[censored]/tourphotos2.html]here[/url]
click here.
[url=http://www.[censored].addr.com/[censored]/tourphotos2.html]here[/url]
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In the "Flavor of Stallion" video there is a quick picture of Rocco. It blends right in.
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I love the line "Full time SEMI-PRO" ??? How can you be full time semi anything ???
Stay tooned.
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I agree, Pete. The only exception I can imagine would be a "full time semi" truck driver.