Can anyone confirm the news today about Bernard Bilis?

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Matthew Field
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Re: Can anyone confirm the news today about Bernard Bilis?

Postby Matthew Field » October 8th, 2002, 6:50 am

Like a Norwegian Blue, it's dead.

Favorite Python joke: What's brown and sounds like a bell?

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Re: Can anyone confirm the news today about Bernard Bilis?

Postby Guest » October 8th, 2002, 6:54 am

I thought that was, "What's found in a barnyard and sounds like a bell?"

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Re: Can anyone confirm the news today about Bernard Bilis?

Postby Bill Mullins » October 8th, 2002, 2:56 pm

What's brown and wrinkled and rings a bell?

The Lunchbag of Notre Dame.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

This last one was in a recent newspaper article about a study to identify the funniest joke in the world. I think they got it wrong.

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Re: Can anyone confirm the news today about Bernard Bilis?

Postby Lance Pierce » October 8th, 2002, 3:12 pm

Further and further off topic:

"What's red, has wheels, hangs on a wall, and sings?"

"I don't know"

"A herring."

"But a herring isn't red."

"So paint it."

"But a herring doesn't have wheels."

"So put some on it."

"But a herring doesn't hang on a wall."

"So hang it there."

"BUT A HERRING DOESN'T SING!!!"

"Yeah, I know...I just threw that in to make it hard."

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Re: Can anyone confirm the news today about Bernard Bilis?

Postby Lance Pierce » October 10th, 2002, 7:22 am

Well, looks like I finally killed the thread.

(dusting hands and walking away...)

(voice from off-stage: "No, no, it's just PINING...")

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Re: Can anyone confirm the news today about Bernard Bilis?

Postby Guest » October 10th, 2002, 8:08 am

Actually you had quite a bit of help.


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