Okay, Now That It's Over: What Did Santa Bring You for Christmas?

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Re: Okay, Now That It's Over: What Did Santa Bring You for Christmas?

Postby Christopher Lyle » December 30th, 2009, 12:54 am

I guess that I'm the only person who never asks for magic stuff for Christmas...

I got new shoes and the big FAMILY gift was a Wii with a few games to go with it. I'm addicted to Tiger Woods Golf (insert Jokes wherever you wish).
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Re: Okay, Now That It's Over: What Did Santa Bring You for Christmas?

Postby Dustin Stinett » December 30th, 2009, 1:01 am

Christopher Lyle wrote:(insert Jokes wherever you wish).

No need: Having "Tiger Woods" and "insert" in the same sentence is funny all by itself.

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Re: Okay, Now That It's Over: What Did Santa Bring You for Christmas?

Postby Kevin Connolly » December 30th, 2009, 1:13 am

Now Cheetah Woods. :)
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Re: Okay, Now That It's Over: What Did Santa Bring You for Christmas?

Postby Brandon Hall » December 30th, 2009, 4:05 pm

I got my Castle mebership re-instated! By the way, the foods great, now.
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Re: Okay, Now That It's Over: What Did Santa Bring You for Christmas?

Postby Terry » December 30th, 2009, 5:28 pm

Christopher Lyle wrote:I'm addicted to Tiger Woods Golf (insert Jokes wherever you wish).


Since you asked. . .

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbos phone number was in his Blackberry.

Hed been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
Hed been cheatin with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tigers sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin and beggin' and pleadin',
Tigers wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If youre gettin' laid then Im gettin' paid."

Shes not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year.

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Re: Okay, Now That It's Over: What Did Santa Bring You for Christmas?

Postby Terry » December 30th, 2009, 5:30 pm

Christopher Lyle wrote:I'm addicted to Tiger Woods Golf (insert Jokes wherever you wish).


Part 2:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldnt decide between a wood and an iron.

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Re: Okay, Now That It's Over: What Did Santa Bring You for Christmas?

Postby Pete McCabe » December 30th, 2009, 7:03 pm

I got Stewart James in Print: The First 50 Years. With luck I should be finished by next Christmas.

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Re: Okay, Now That It's Over: What Did Santa Bring You for Christmas?

Postby Terrence » December 30th, 2009, 9:49 pm

I got A Day with Salvano DVD, and money for Cardially Yours.

Santa very nice to me!

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Postby Richard Kaufman » December 30th, 2009, 11:30 pm

Salvano was indeed a great magician. I would have like to have done his book.
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Re: Okay, Now That It's Over: What Did Santa Bring You for Christmas?

Postby Bill McFadden » December 30th, 2009, 11:49 pm

Update: Santa dispatched UPS to drop off The Compleat Magick. Holy mother o' pearl!

And to help make 2010 a much better year, a trip to Magic-Con.

And a brace for the knee.

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Postby Richard Kaufman » December 30th, 2009, 11:50 pm

Now that's a whopper of a gift, Bill.
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Re: Okay, Now That It's Over: What Did Santa Bring You for Christmas?

Postby rage » December 31st, 2009, 2:23 am

I got Stewart James in Print: The First 50 Years. With luck I should be finished by next Christmas.


It's about time Pete!
with an N

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Re: Okay, Now That It's Over: What Did Santa Bring You for Christmas?

Postby Pete McCabe » December 31st, 2009, 2:52 am

It's true, especially since I got The James Fileboth volumesfirst. Strictly speaking, I'm still reading that, but only about 350 more pages to go! Actually from now on I must always be reading one of these three books, because they don't all fit in my bookcase.
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