What Magician's Assistant Pamela Anderson REALLY Looks Like

Richard Kaufman · Postby **Richard Kaufman** » February 20th, 2009, 4:15 pm

Look here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/1 ... 68140.html

Click through to the end of the mostly-entertaining slide show, where Ms. Anderson looks pretty good. Then you get to the last slide: the close-up of of her face, not airbrushed. Wowser.

Magic Newswire · Postby **Magic Newswire** » February 20th, 2009, 4:25 pm

I don't think her make-up person learned to color inside the lines. Eeep...

At the same time, I wouldn't be thrilled with a shot of my face that closeup... then again.. I wear less eyeliner.

Sal Perrotta · Postby **Sal Perrotta** » February 20th, 2009, 10:18 pm

....eeeek! I have seen better make up jobs on corpses!!

Kevin Connolly · Postby **Kevin Connolly** » February 20th, 2009, 10:25 pm

It could be worse. It could have been a close-up of Bess H. :cry:

Jonathan Townsend · Postby **Jonathan Townsend** » February 20th, 2009, 10:58 pm

She was not ready for her closeup, C. B.

Joe Naud · Postby **Joe Naud** » February 20th, 2009, 11:29 pm

Tammy Faye Anderson?

David Vamer · Postby **David Vamer** » February 21st, 2009, 2:55 am

Jeez, guys. She's 41 and is insanely fit. Anyone here look that good at 41?

Bill Mullins · Postby **Bill Mullins** » February 21st, 2009, 9:30 am

Rode hard and put up wet.

Richard Kaufman · Postby **Richard Kaufman** » February 21st, 2009, 10:55 am

I look better at 50 than she does at 41 (from the neck up, that is).

DrDanny · Postby **DrDanny** » February 21st, 2009, 11:33 am

If you wore as much paint as she does, you wouldn't look so hot.

Richard Kaufman wrote:I look better at 50 than she does at 41 (from the neck up, that is).

Jonathan Townsend · Postby **Jonathan Townsend** » February 21st, 2009, 11:42 am

Richard Kaufman wrote:I look better at 50 than she does at 41 (from the neck up, that is).

Richard, that's begging for some bad news via photoshop. ;)

Doc Dixon · Postby **Doc Dixon** » February 21st, 2009, 12:26 pm

Richard Kaufman wrote:I look better at 50 than she does at 41 (from the neck up, that is).

Will there be a class action lawsuit for the hundreds of magicians who spit their coffee on their computers and crashed their hard drives because of this post?

Just wondering.

DD

AJM · Postby **AJM** » February 21st, 2009, 12:29 pm

There's an acronym which has worked it's way into the English language here in the UK - BOBFOC - which is used by unkind types to describe such examples of the female form (look it up).

Ironically, 50% of the acronym has its roots in the weekly show in which Ms Anderson featured.
The other 50% comes from a long-running show which appears on the BBC once a month.

I'll leave it with you to mull over for a bit and will post the definition later if no-one comes up with the answer.

Cheers

Andrew

Richard Kaufman · Postby **Richard Kaufman** » February 21st, 2009, 12:34 pm

This made me chuckle: BOBFOC

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

AJM · Postby **AJM** » February 21st, 2009, 12:39 pm

Well done, the Chief Genii take first prize!

Yes of course, UK dwellers know Crimewatch as the monthly programme that re-constructs serious crimes with a view to apprehending the 'perps involved - and there are plenty CCTV images of the suspects involved, many with faces only a mother could love!

Cheers

Andrew

David Alexander · Postby **David Alexander** » February 21st, 2009, 1:19 pm

Here's a website where you can see several babes without their faces on. You have to scroll down a bit to see the famous faces with and without. It's quite revealing.

http://www.amazingmakeup.com/archives/date/2008/06

Richard Kaufman · Postby **Richard Kaufman** » February 21st, 2009, 1:49 pm

Not only without makeup, David, but in some cases prior to plastic surgery!

Rick Ruhl · Postby **Rick Ruhl** » February 21st, 2009, 3:43 pm

Richard Kaufman wrote:I look better at 50 than she does at 41 (from the neck up, that is).

I know! She doesn't have your makeup skills. Was that from the cross dressing days where you impersonated Melinda and did her act?

<snicker>

:D

David Vamer · Postby **David Vamer** » February 21st, 2009, 3:49 pm

Seriously, you guys are acting like d**ks.

Jonathan Townsend · Postby **Jonathan Townsend** » February 21st, 2009, 4:02 pm

David Vamer wrote:Seriously, you guys are acting like d***s.

And what's that to you? Folks here know what it looks like to post sexist comments in public.

David Vamer · Postby **David Vamer** » February 21st, 2009, 4:13 pm

Clearly!

Richard Kaufman · Postby **Richard Kaufman** » February 21st, 2009, 4:25 pm

Vamer, she looks like an old whore. I'm not an idiot, just making an observation. If you don't like it, post on another subject.

David Vamer · Postby **David Vamer** » February 22nd, 2009, 2:41 am

I bow to your superior knowledge of "old whores".

Richard Kaufman · Postby **Richard Kaufman** » February 22nd, 2009, 10:35 am

Merely empirical observation on the street--don't be a sarcastic ass.

David Vamer · Postby **David Vamer** » February 22nd, 2009, 11:29 am

Seriously? In a thread with "Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch", I'M the "sarcastic ass"?

Enjoy your "old whores" Kaufman. I'm out of here.

David Vamer · Postby **David Vamer** » February 22nd, 2009, 11:31 am

Hmmm, can't seem to find the "delete account" button. Make it happen for me, Kaufman, you fat [censored].

BTW...THAT'S why you "look better at 50", fat fills in the wrinkles.

Adios.

Richard Kaufman · Postby **Richard Kaufman** » February 22nd, 2009, 12:40 pm

Since I'm just a fat old whore, according to Mr. Vamer, I must honor his request: he has been banned. It's ironic, considering his tone and attitude, that the first part of his e-mail address is David Devant's catch phrase, "All Done by Kindness." That gave me a chuckle.

flynn · Postby **flynn** » February 22nd, 2009, 12:54 pm

What a party pooper. He's probably bitter because he's got a FOC face.

Darryl Harris · Postby **Darryl Harris** » February 22nd, 2009, 12:57 pm

Obviously a personal problem.

flynn · Postby **flynn** » February 22nd, 2009, 1:13 pm

David Alexander wrote:Here's a website where you can see several babes without their faces on. You have to scroll down a bit to see the famous faces with and without. It's quite revealing.

http://www.amazingmakeup.com/archives/date/2008/06

Dang. Goldie Hawns not so golden anymore. The movie Overboard was a long, long time ago.

John Archer · Postby **John Archer** » February 23rd, 2009, 9:08 pm

Richard Kaufman wrote:I look better at 50 than she does at 41 (from the neck up, that is).

Do you have any pictures of yourself when you were 50 to prove that Richard... ;-)

Richard Kaufman · Postby **Richard Kaufman** » February 23rd, 2009, 9:44 pm

Archer! I knew that I should have been rude to you in London last week.

Terry · Postby **Terry** » February 24th, 2009, 6:22 pm

John Archer wrote:Do you have any pictures of yourself when you were 50 to prove that Richard... ;-)

You might want to define that to pics at 50 and non-photo-shopped by the Genii art department.

Richard Kaufman · Postby **Richard Kaufman** » February 24th, 2009, 8:26 pm

I look much younger in person, particularly in a thong.

Rick Ruhl · Postby **Rick Ruhl** » February 24th, 2009, 11:43 pm

Richard Kaufman wrote:I look much younger in person, particularly in a thong.

Oh what visual that is! LOL

Bleah!

You aren't gonna put that on the next Genii cover, are you?

hehee

Richard Kaufman · Postby **Richard Kaufman** » February 25th, 2009, 12:13 am

I am never going to put myself on the cover of Genii.

John Archer · Postby **John Archer** » February 25th, 2009, 8:33 am

There's a little business idea... say you'll appear naked on the cover if you receive another 5,000 subscribers. Better still say that you will appear naked on the cover unless you get another 5,000....

Jonathan Townsend · Postby **Jonathan Townsend** » February 25th, 2009, 9:10 am

John Archer wrote:There's a little business idea... say you'll appear naked on the cover if you receive another 5,000 subscribers. Better still say that you will appear naked on the cover unless you get another 5,000....

Such might encourage the vendors to do similar and then we'd have to get the magazine shipped in plain brown paper or else the postman and neighbors are going to start talking. Oh you get that "men and wands" magazine?

Doc Dixon · Postby **Doc Dixon** » February 25th, 2009, 9:48 am

Suddenly the classic Denny's Magic Shop "butt crack" back cover seems so ... tasteful.

Terry · Postby **Terry** » February 25th, 2009, 5:47 pm

Richard Kaufman wrote:I look much younger in person, particularly in a thong.