It's like Max Maven gave birth to Porky Pig!
I heard that when Max gave birth he took one look at his offspring and said:
"It's like the Gilbreath Principle...it's a thing of terrifying beauty."
What's strangely coincidental is that 'P. Goldstein' is actually an anagram for 'ten old pigs'...?!?
I wonder if there's anything in that?