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Postby Guest » 05/11/06 11:35 PM

"Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that it make Genii magazine look on time!"
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Postby Larry Horowitz » 05/11/06 11:42 PM

Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that I got the ebook on Library.com for $4.95.

Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that I have to finish reading, Joshua Jay-A Lifetime in Magic, before I can get to it.

Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that I was able to read it while attending the 20th anneversary of "Missing at Sea- David Blaine Swims the Pacific".
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Postby Dustin Stinett » 05/11/06 11:49 PM

Dang you Larry! I was about to post:

Roy Benson by Starlight is so lateChris Wasshuber is already advertising it.


Gotta keep thinkin'.........
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Postby Guest » 05/11/06 11:56 PM

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that some folks might be apt to complain. But whats a light year or two when something so good comes from the heavens?

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that Todds retired on the interest income from pre-paid orders!

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late!

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Postby Larry Horowitz » 05/12/06 12:09 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that Poker isn't even televised anymore.
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Postby Larry Horowitz » 05/12/06 12:17 AM

Archeologists announced today a discovery of writings from the early 21 st. century. Transcribed the primitive words were.The Roy Benson by Starlight book is so late that magicians were forced to think up there own material.

It is believed that this event led to the demise of the centuries old art.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 12:55 AM

"Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that it is possitively pregnant ! :D
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Postby Larry Horowitz » 05/12/06 12:56 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that Ricky Jay has already recieved his second "Oscar" for Actor in a Leading role.
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Postby Dustin Stinett » 05/12/06 02:16 AM

(Horowitz, you are killing me!)

"Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late"

(How late is it?!?)

...its SO that they are ready to thaw out Walt Disney.

that The Miracle Factorys next title is out of print.

that Card College 13 has been published.

that the Rolling Stones are speaking about retirement.

that a team of scientists is preparing to carbon date it.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 05:36 AM

"Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that..."

the job of getting it written and released it is now known as the world's third oldest profession.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 06:06 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that...

... the third edition arrived before the first!

... The Magic Castle is now run by Denny's!

... the advent of time travel has negated the concept of late!

... if you look up late in the dictionary you'll find an ad for Roy Benson by Starlight!

T. Baxter
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 06:14 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is so late...

I was certain that Jeff Busby was involved !!
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Postby Bob Farmer » 05/12/06 06:18 AM

"Roy Benson by Starlight" is so late that

-Christians are awaiting the Third Coming.

-"IBM" now means "Intergalactic Brotherhood of Magicians"

-humans have devolved into fish.

-infinity has increased by 1.

-magic is now considered an art form.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 06:21 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that it completed the magic book cycle of being "new", "old hat", and "a classic" before being delivered.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 06:27 AM

It is so late because they are waiting for Houdini to finish the foreword.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 06:31 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that if it were any later, it'd be early again.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 06:38 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late it thought it was pregnant.

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late the publisher made the cover of Dead Magician Monthly (otherwise known as Genii Magazine).

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late there have been better handlings invented for everything inside.

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late Amazon now carries the book because nobody wants it.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 06:44 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that I have almost finished reading Jamy Ian Swiss's review of it."
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Postby Fred Zimmerman » 05/12/06 07:00 AM

It's so late ...

... it's become the sequel to "Protocols..."

It's so late ...

...even Busby made a crack about it.

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Postby Andrew Martin Portala » 05/12/06 07:05 AM

Todd Karr's hair is now very long and gray. Also his beard.

Magicians are saying,You mean Benson the TV show?

It's so late they made a tv show about it called LOST.

John Calvert is now 150 years old.



Thurston's saying , and I thought my Perfect Breather was a good idea.( ouch)

Roy Benson by whatever.

Magicians are saying Doc Nixon and Roy Benson by Starlight... what happen to them?

And...........................................

If you win the contest it will be another 3 years to get the damn book.
Love ya Todd
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 07:08 AM

The book is so late "Cancel my order, I'm with Roy as we speak!"
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 07:15 AM

Roy Benson is so late that....


Roy who?

David.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 07:27 AM

The Benson book was so late that I had to lie down on the couch of a psychiatrist. But I'm all right now.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 07:49 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...

... the name of the book was changed to "The LATE Roy Benson by Starlight".
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 08:03 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...

... Harry Lorayne forgot he had ordered one.
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Postby Tom Ladshaw » 05/12/06 08:06 AM

...it must've been written by Frank Pemper.


Oh. "LATE". Sorry....I thought it was supposed to be, "lame".
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 08:30 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is so late, its dust jacket needs a dust jacket.

Joe Z.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 09:17 AM

So late... that David Blaine has started training for "David Blaine: Waiting By The Mailbox"

-Ryan
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Postby Terry » 05/12/06 09:18 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that

...Rocky 38 won an Oscar.

...Hell has frozen over.

...Schwartzeneggar would need a spotter to lift it.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 09:43 AM

"Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...

"Guttenberg is just now finishing the layout."
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 09:53 AM

"Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that..."

"when I ordered it I put my teeth under my pillow; now I put them in a glass of water!"
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 09:55 AM

"Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that..."

"its delay is mentioned in Genesis."
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 10:35 AM

My copy of Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that...

there's now an third M in the copyright.

even Nostradamus is second guessing himself.

I'm now too old to lift it.

my newlywed mailman's grandson will be delivering it to me.

That the definition of Infinity in Wikipedia now references the waiting time for this book.

It's a good thing that it's been printed on archival quality paper.

there's a reason it's called Miracle Factory.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 11:19 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...

... Robert A. Heinlein is writing a novel about a civilization that will have the opportunity to read it.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 11:20 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...

...Methuselah is asking for a refund.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 11:33 AM

Its not really late it hasn't been written yet. :eek:
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 11:40 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...

... Doctor Who won't get a chance to read it.
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Postby Guest » 05/12/06 11:53 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late...

...the Morton Salt company has gone belly up.

... Billy, Jay, and Channing are coaxing Calvert to "stop waiting for it".

... I've seen 300 postings for "Imperial Sticks" on magicauction.com.

... that...HEY!....WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT GAETON BLOOM BOOK!?!?!?!?

-Dan Quintana
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Postby Larry Horowitz » 05/12/06 11:58 AM

The Roy Benson Book is so late that Todd Karr has decided this contest has been the best promotion he has ever run, and all future publications will be late!
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Postby Rick Ruhl » 05/12/06 11:58 AM

Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late...

That the sellers on eBay are geting $500.00 a pop for it.
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