Hey, this IS a fun question.
In my left front pocket, I keep three D'Lites, four Morgan shells, a sponge dong, two purse frames, and a Jardine-Ellis ring. In my right front pocket, I carry some apple balloons, a bill tube, Leipzig's Cap and Pence, some double backers, a squeaker, a moo-can, and a diagonal palm shift. In my right rear pocket are my Real Man's Card Wallet, my Mullica Wallet, my Himber Wallet, my Kaps Wallet, my Balducci wallet, my Bendix Bombshell, and a sub trunk. In my left rear pocket are two decks of cards, three packet tricks, a set up for Card Warp, Gypsy's Curse, Color Monte with tarot cards, a copy of Erdnase, and a secret assistant. In my left shoe is a rock, and in my right shoe is a lemon. In my breast pocket are my linking rings and cups and balls, not to mention my color changing knives and Juan Tamariz. In my shirt pocket is The Mother of All Book Tests.
I'm ready for anything, but one time I fell over and couldn't get up by myself. Lucky me; on that day I had my appearing pole in my sleeve. I usually don't carry that one around.