Wonder Woman, you say? You must be thinking of my mother. Even as a little girl, I always knew in my heart that THERE was one suit I'd never be able to fill. ;)
Several years back my husband and sons and I were goofing off at the pool, and we dubbed ourselves The Federation of Superheroes and adopted the following identities: Captain Action, Captain Charms, Captain Merciful, and Captain Robot.
I was the third one. But since then I'm afraid I've morphed into Captain Crabby, or Captain Impatience, or perhaps Captain Get-Out-Of-My-Face. Oh, the ravages of time.