Richard Kaufman wrote:"... my penis popped out."
I don't know any venues where you could work in my neighborhood.
Dude--have you thought of wearing underwear?
Surely, the most constructive question is "How can I make that happen every time, in a surefire way?" :)
Btw, who was it who during an accident on stage started to bleed, and weaved that into the act somehow - and afterwards said; Damn, not I must figure out a way to make that happen every time!
...or something similar... it was a long time ago I heard that anecdote. Might it have been Billy McComb?