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Penn Jillette Patent

Postby Richard Hatch » November 16th, 2008, 10:52 pm

I thought this was interesting:
http://www.google.com/patents?id=B1cZAA ... n+jillette
Someone is selling the patent information on eBay, but it is available free via the google patent search.
Any suggestions for a better name for Penn's invention? The J-Spa?

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Re: Penn Jillette Patent

Postby Richard Kaufman » November 17th, 2008, 12:25 am

It's an underwater vibrator!
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Re: Penn Jillette Patent

Postby Donal Chayce » November 17th, 2008, 1:29 am

Richard Hatch wrote:I thought this was interesting:
http://www.google.com/patents?id=B1cZAA ... n+jillette
Someone is selling the patent information on eBay, but it is available free via the google patent search.
Any suggestions for a better name for Penn's invention? The J-Spa?



How about "The G-Spa"? :whistle:
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Re: Penn Jillette Patent

Postby David Vamer » November 17th, 2008, 6:13 am

Great idea, Penn! You KNOW this is gonna break bad. Some idiot is going to think, "Hmm, if it feels good being above it, it's gonna feel GREAT being right on top of it!"

When air is blown or forced directly into a vagina without allowing any air to escape an air embolism (the abnormal presence of air in the cardiovascular system) could form, which can be fatal. Women who are more at risk for this unlikely possibility are those whose pelvic vessels are enlarged (meaning, increased blood supply to the vagina) due to a condition such as trauma and possibly pregnancy. So, if a very large amount of air were to be blown or forced into their vaginal canals, it's possible that the air could enter their bloodstream, causing a blockage in a blood vessel. As a result, some of these women, perhaps including the pregnant women's fetus, may experience complications. In extraordinary cases, some of these women (and the fetus) may die if the embolism travels to the heart or lungs.

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Re: Penn Jillette Patent

Postby Ian Kendall » November 17th, 2008, 6:15 am

David - it's jets of water, not air.

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Re: Penn Jillette Patent

Postby David Vamer » November 17th, 2008, 6:17 am

Ian - re-read the patent and check claim number three.

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Re: Penn Jillette Patent

Postby David Vamer » November 17th, 2008, 6:18 am

3. The spa according to claim 1, further comprising a water aerator in fluid communication with said outlet so that said discharged water includes aeration.

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Re: Penn Jillette Patent

Postby John Houdi » November 17th, 2008, 7:19 am

He calls it himself The Jill-Jet (according to PennRadio).


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