Clever Comebacks

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Postby Matt R » 11/14/08 05:32 PM

Here's a starting list of clever comebacks for kid's show performers. I am sure many of you have some others to add...

Childrens Conjurers Clever Comebacks & Comments
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Postby Bill Mullins » 11/14/08 08:35 PM

Here's another one you may find useful:

"Close your piehole, you little pissant, before I pull your head off and shove this bunny down your throat"

Probably won't help with repeat bookings, but it might feel good to say.
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Postby Rick Ruhl » 11/14/08 09:11 PM

Did you have too much coffee today Bill?

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Postby Dustin Stinett » 11/14/08 09:36 PM

Sheesh...Yeah, really.

I can't belive he left out the word "runt" after "pissant."
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