HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR

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Postby Guest » 12/19/06 07:21 AM

TESTED IN THE FURNACE, SIFTED FROM THE MIRE

GILDED IN PRAYERS AND PRECIOUS METAL

ZANTHOR HAS ARISEN FROM HIS DARK SLUMBER AND DISCOVERED FILMOGRAPHY ON DEMAND

OBSERVE AND REGARD FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR MORTALITY

I = VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y213APwfblQ

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-do- ... agic-trick

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-do- ... card-trick

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-mak ... anthor-way

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-rea ... k-of-cards

http://www.myspace.com/davidzanthor


MORE WILL COME TO THE FAITHFUL
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Postby Richard Kaufman » 12/19/06 09:37 AM

Are you some kind of nut?
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Postby Guest » 12/19/06 10:00 AM

No I am from the Kingdom Animalis. But like a nut I came from the earth, and one day I shall return.

That doesnt mean we can't still date?
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Postby Guest » 12/19/06 11:09 AM

Almost as cool as Stallion. almost.
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Postby Richard Kaufman » 12/19/06 11:10 AM

Yeah, you're a nut.
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Postby Guest » 12/19/06 11:16 AM

Is stallion a nut? He sounds like a horse.

Is he a horsechesnut?
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Postby Amos McCormick » 12/19/06 11:29 AM

From the looks of things, a very bored nut with lots of time on his hands. This is the perfect example of a useless thread.
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Postby Guest » 12/19/06 11:47 AM

Maybe it's a British thing, but I thought it was pretty funny...

Joe
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Postby Richard Kaufman » 12/19/06 12:01 PM

Okay, so I watched the first video, and Zanthor is a nut, but at least he's a funny nut.

But, aren't these sorts of parodies on YouTube getting played out by now?
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Postby Guest » 12/19/06 01:09 PM

Zanthor...a graduate of the Mysterion School of Magic? ;)
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Postby Guest » 12/19/06 01:31 PM

Originally posted by David Zanthor:
Is stallion a nut? He sounds like a horse.

Is he a horsechesnut?
http://www.stallionmagic.com/
http://www.stallionmagic.com/majudoflyer.pdf


Zanthors clip is quite entertaining and edited very well.
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Postby Guest » 12/19/06 02:07 PM

This can't touch Stallion.
Stallion's much funnier.
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Postby Guest » 12/19/06 02:23 PM

Let me add, though, that I do like this guy.
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Postby Guest » 12/19/06 02:26 PM

Stallion continues to blaze away...into the vortex.
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Postby Guest » 12/19/06 02:33 PM

Originally posted by Travis Winkler:
This can't touch Stallion.
Stallion's much funnier.
I can't figure out if it's a joke or not. Which means if it is a joke, it's a dam good one.

I hope it's a joke.

Gord
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Postby Guest » 12/19/06 03:17 PM

Gord:

Now wait a minute......I can't tell if you're kidding or not...
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Postby Guest » 12/20/06 04:19 AM

Zanthor is pleased.
and welcomes your comments.
who is this "stallion"? I would like to challenge him to a wizard off.
my powers are manifold - he can set the time - i shall set the venue.
in the meantime, lick my tounge of fire.
for as the prophecy states for he so who ventuerst unst the wizened tree of kalgoon must be dunst here foreafter evermore beyond the thunderdrome of chance.
in the charade of life i shall play death. will you roll the dice? of peace?
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Postby Guest » 12/20/06 09:40 AM

Oh Jeez, if Zanthor is suggesting Stallion meet him "unst the wizened tree of kalgoon," well, it's all over for Stallion. The poor guy doesn't have a chance.

Does anyone disagree with me here?

By the way, will this be Pay-Per-View? ;)
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Postby Guest » 12/20/06 10:40 AM

I'd pay for it, but only if someone had his ear bitten off.
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Postby Guest » 12/20/06 11:55 AM

Although I do not speak for Stallion, he is "The American Hero", & "The Greatest Magician of Our Time".

Stallion....
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Postby Guest » 12/20/06 01:04 PM

I'm British so should feel affinity for this chap. But no one can touch Stallion. He is a mighty genius.
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Postby Guest » 12/20/06 01:39 PM

I think an oil wrestling match between Mysterion, Stallion, and Zanthor could tour and make money. Perhaps the WWF would be interesting in handling the tour?
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Postby Terry » 12/20/06 06:57 PM

Perhaps the WWF would be interesting in handling the tour?
Careful David, you are treading into copyright infringement.

WWF = World Wildlife Fund

WWE - World Wrestling Entertainment
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Postby Guest » 12/23/06 04:39 AM

i have been observing this "stallion" of whom you speak, and i can think of no greater event than a show down of cataclysmic proportions.
and should it need to be a three way with "mysterion" well then ill bend over and take that too.
but let it be known, here and now, by the end of the three way, all though we all will have taken a pounding, mysrerion and stalion shall be on their knees.
please watch my new films:
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-thr ... h-a-window

http://www.videojug.com/category/leisure/magic
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Postby Guest » 12/23/06 10:56 AM

Sometime after the first of the year I will be nominating David Zanthor for the Leonard Nimoy Plaque, awarded to the best single eyebrow raise done by a performer in the previous year.

Details later, but I think I can say without fear of contradiction, all recognition due you will be coming your way, David.

All those hours in front of a mirror are paying off. My deepest congratulations.
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Postby Guest » 12/23/06 11:09 AM

On a serious note, I think that David Zanthor's short films are far better than the hack crap put out by David Blaine and that Zanthor himself is far more interesting and entertaining. There's something about self-parody that is endearing.

Blaine wants us to take him seriously...like living in a plastic box for 40 days while wearing a diaper and essentially urinating in public or floating in a large fishbowl for days makes him a "serious" figure. Zanthor is having fun.

My vote is for Zanthor.
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Postby Guest » 12/23/06 01:25 PM

We are not stupid, Zanthor. It is clear from your videos that you are obsessed with horses hiding behind them, striking from them, lurking behind them, fondling their tails and hindquarters, and using them as your personal jungle gym.

A battle with Stallion is inevitable, for it is your return home to the equine bosom.
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Postby Guest » 12/24/06 10:24 AM

Without ever saying a word in his videos, Zanthor has proved to have more personality and charisma than Blain and Angel combined. He may be a nut, but hes an entertaining nut, and thats what counts. His posts have been even more entertaining!

This thread may not have the redeeming quality some would like or hope for, but sometimes its just fun to laugh, and Zanthor (and others here) have certainly made me do that. David, I loved your Leonard Nimoy plaque post by the way. I wonder if The Amazing Johnathon taught him the eyebrow raise?

Viva Zanthor!!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all.

P.S. I wonder who Zanthors tailor is?
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Postby Guest » 12/27/06 08:26 AM

my, my what an amazing group of magicians you all seem to be.
may i thank you for your warm and generous comments.
may i also direct you to a forum where i was not so warmly receivied.
perhaps for you educated and inteligent "children of the moon" it will prove entertaining.

this is slow to start but really gets going
http://www.talkmagic.co.uk/ftopic15300. ... ht=zanthor
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Postby Guest » 01/16/07 06:38 AM

here is a new offering from the mighty zanthor who thanks all his fans,
and demands that you join his fan club on facebook
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-do- ... -the-world
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Postby Guest » 01/16/07 07:21 AM

I have seen the light! And it's Zanthor! He will
rule the magic world soon! :eek: :eek: :help:
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Postby Guest » 01/22/07 08:25 AM

thank you for your support fellow minion of magic.
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Postby Guest » 01/22/07 10:56 AM

Zanthor is terrific. I love his work, although I notice that videojug, the place where he is uploading his videos, has a category of "related videos" that includes "How To Get Out Of A Car Without Showning Your Knickers."
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