Free copy of Roy Benson by Starlight contest
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The book is so late "Cancel my order, I'm with Roy as we speak!"
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The Benson book was so late that I had to lie down on the couch of a psychiatrist. But I'm all right now.
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Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...
... the name of the book was changed to "The LATE Roy Benson by Starlight".
... the name of the book was changed to "The LATE Roy Benson by Starlight".
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Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...
... Harry Lorayne forgot he had ordered one.
... Harry Lorayne forgot he had ordered one.
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...it must've been written by Frank Pemper.
Oh. "LATE". Sorry....I thought it was supposed to be, "lame".
Oh. "LATE". Sorry....I thought it was supposed to be, "lame".
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Roy Benson by Starlight is so late, its dust jacket needs a dust jacket.
Joe Z.
Joe Z.
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So late... that David Blaine has started training for "David Blaine: Waiting By The Mailbox"
-Ryan
-Ryan
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Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that
...Rocky 38 won an Oscar.
...Hell has frozen over.
...Schwartzeneggar would need a spotter to lift it.
...Rocky 38 won an Oscar.
...Hell has frozen over.
...Schwartzeneggar would need a spotter to lift it.
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"Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...
"Guttenberg is just now finishing the layout."
"Guttenberg is just now finishing the layout."
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"Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that..."
"when I ordered it I put my teeth under my pillow; now I put them in a glass of water!"
"when I ordered it I put my teeth under my pillow; now I put them in a glass of water!"
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"Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that..."
"its delay is mentioned in Genesis."
"its delay is mentioned in Genesis."
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My copy of Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that...
there's now an third M in the copyright.
even Nostradamus is second guessing himself.
I'm now too old to lift it.
my newlywed mailman's grandson will be delivering it to me.
That the definition of Infinity in Wikipedia now references the waiting time for this book.
It's a good thing that it's been printed on archival quality paper.
there's a reason it's called Miracle Factory.
there's now an third M in the copyright.
even Nostradamus is second guessing himself.
I'm now too old to lift it.
my newlywed mailman's grandson will be delivering it to me.
That the definition of Infinity in Wikipedia now references the waiting time for this book.
It's a good thing that it's been printed on archival quality paper.
there's a reason it's called Miracle Factory.
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Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...
... Robert A. Heinlein is writing a novel about a civilization that will have the opportunity to read it.
... Robert A. Heinlein is writing a novel about a civilization that will have the opportunity to read it.
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Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...
...Methuselah is asking for a refund.
...Methuselah is asking for a refund.
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Its not really late it hasn't been written yet. :eek:
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Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...
... Doctor Who won't get a chance to read it.
... Doctor Who won't get a chance to read it.
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Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late...
...the Morton Salt company has gone belly up.
... Billy, Jay, and Channing are coaxing Calvert to "stop waiting for it".
... I've seen 300 postings for "Imperial Sticks" on magicauction.com.
... that...HEY!....WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT GAETON BLOOM BOOK!?!?!?!?
-Dan Quintana
...the Morton Salt company has gone belly up.
... Billy, Jay, and Channing are coaxing Calvert to "stop waiting for it".
... I've seen 300 postings for "Imperial Sticks" on magicauction.com.
... that...HEY!....WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT GAETON BLOOM BOOK!?!?!?!?
-Dan Quintana
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The Roy Benson Book is so late that Todd Karr has decided this contest has been the best promotion he has ever run, and all future publications will be late!
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Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late...
That the sellers on eBay are geting $500.00 a pop for it.
That the sellers on eBay are geting $500.00 a pop for it.
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Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late...
...that it has been released as a movie based on the musical based on the movie inspired by the book.
...that it is now a Dover publication.
...that the title didn't make any sense until the fourth day.
...that Reginald Scot was the original editor.
...that it has been released as a movie based on the musical based on the movie inspired by the book.
...that it is now a Dover publication.
...that the title didn't make any sense until the fourth day.
...that Reginald Scot was the original editor.
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Re: Free copy of Roy Benson by Starlight contest
It so late that Osama is out on parole!
It so late that it not even been ripped off.
It so late that Paris Hilton has matured!
It so late that it not even been ripped off.
It so late that Paris Hilton has matured!
Michael King
All Things Are Possible If You Believe!
All Things Are Possible If You Believe!
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Roy Benson By Starlight is so late that...
They have replaced the old slang term 'catch you later' with 'catch you by Starlight.'
They have replaced the old slang term 'catch you later' with 'catch you by Starlight.'
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Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...
...it'll be the subject of David Blaine's next endurance stunt.
...I'm looking forward to reading it while enjoying a bit of steak at Milliway's.
:)
-Jim
...it'll be the subject of David Blaine's next endurance stunt.
...I'm looking forward to reading it while enjoying a bit of steak at Milliway's.
:)
-Jim
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The Roy Benson by Starlight book is so late that Jonathan Townsend no longer remembers whether he really did invent that damn coin trick.
The Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that Richard Kaufman has offered to personally call everyone and apoligize for allowing the ads in Genii.
The Roy Benson by Starlight book is so late that it is now competing with Mr.Jennings Takes It Easy to see which will arrive first........There is no winner expected.
The Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that Richard Kaufman has offered to personally call everyone and apoligize for allowing the ads in Genii.
The Roy Benson by Starlight book is so late that it is now competing with Mr.Jennings Takes It Easy to see which will arrive first........There is no winner expected.
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... Mel Gibson is researching it for insights on his next movie.
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Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that...
...The title has been changed to Roy Benson by Stardust.
...the latest delay was attributed to Y3K.
...the new catchphrase is "better Benson by Starlight than never".
...it went straight to DVD.
Neo-Vaudeville skit:
1st. comedian: "Did you hear the latest?"
2nd. comedian: "Roy Benson by Starlight?"
Rimshot.
...The title has been changed to Roy Benson by Stardust.
...the latest delay was attributed to Y3K.
...the new catchphrase is "better Benson by Starlight than never".
...it went straight to DVD.
Neo-Vaudeville skit:
1st. comedian: "Did you hear the latest?"
2nd. comedian: "Roy Benson by Starlight?"
Rimshot.
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Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that...
...it's in the third stage of rigor-mortis.
...it's delivery is being measured in light years.
...it's in the third stage of rigor-mortis.
...it's delivery is being measured in light years.
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It finally came out in time for the " Benson Bowl"
New Years Day in Salt Lake City......Mike Walsh
New Years Day in Salt Lake City......Mike Walsh
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Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that. . .
It's won the coveted Most Tardy Tome award five years in a row.
there's a Mythbusters episode about it.
I'll just wait for the movie to come out.
that the sponge balls I bought to use for the Benson Bowl routine have fossilized.
that its been retitled Martin Gardner's Impromptu.
It's won the coveted Most Tardy Tome award five years in a row.
there's a Mythbusters episode about it.
I'll just wait for the movie to come out.
that the sponge balls I bought to use for the Benson Bowl routine have fossilized.
that its been retitled Martin Gardner's Impromptu.
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So late our Sun will have used up all its hydrogen fuel...Benson by Supernova :)
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Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that Jonathan Edwards has offered to "Crossover" and bring it back.
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"Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...!"
it's being renamed "Roy Benson by Noon Day Sun"
it's being renamed "Roy Benson by Noon Day Sun"
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Roy Benson is so late that....
It's the only "new" book the The Red Dwarf
It's the only "new" book the The Red Dwarf
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The Benson book is so late that...
It has reached mythical status like THE OATH OF A FREE MAN (1638) or THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MAGICIANS - announced by Houdini in 1906 issues of his 'Conjurors Monthly' magazine. Ray Ricard; until now, was offering a large sum of money for a copy and the late Jay Marshall's last words were: "Find the Benson book to complete my library!"
It has reached mythical status like THE OATH OF A FREE MAN (1638) or THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MAGICIANS - announced by Houdini in 1906 issues of his 'Conjurors Monthly' magazine. Ray Ricard; until now, was offering a large sum of money for a copy and the late Jay Marshall's last words were: "Find the Benson book to complete my library!"
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Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that...
...I've moved twice.
...I've started and completed my paramedic training.
...I've moved twice.
...I've started and completed my paramedic training.
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Roy Benson by Starlight is so late that...
An entirely new method has been released... ;)
An entirely new method has been released... ;)
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Roy Benson by Starlight is late? I didn't even know it was sick! :D
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Roy Benson by Starlight is so late...
...it's already a priceless antique!
...it's already a priceless antique!
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Re: Free copy of Roy Benson by Starlight contest
The Miracle Factory has now officially take over the old slogan "always late but always great". (to Richard Kaufman's delight!)Originally posted by Todd Karr: "Roy Benson by Starlight is SO late that...!"
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