"Can I make your wife disappear?"

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What do you guys say to the always surprising question "can you make my wife disappear?" or better still (for those restaurant workers out there); "can you make the check disappear?".

Oh... and I just might "borrow" a few of those lines, too ;) ... Pretty tired of the same old "well, for a good price, anybody can disappear!" :sleep:

Thanx,
Seb

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Jon Allen and pepka posted responses to those questions in this earlier thread.

(I remembered the thread because I liked the Paul Daniels response to the "Can you make my wife disappear?" question that is in Jon Allen's post.)

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Ron Geoffries' response (referenced by Pepka in the linked thread) is also a great one... but who could afford the pocket space to carry the counter around?

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"Keep saying things like that, sir, and she'll disappear all on her own."

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"Funny thing, she was in here 20 minutes ago... asking the same thing"

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"Let me have sex with her once and I promise you'll never see her again."

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Paul Wilson has a nice answer for the wife question, "Didn't I do that for you a few years ago?"

As for the check, I usually say "That's how I lost my last job."