Here's a starting list of clever comebacks for kid's show performers. I am sure many of you have some others to add...
Childrens Conjurers Clever Comebacks & Comments
Clever Comebacks
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Re: Clever Comebacks
Here's another one you may find useful:
"Close your piehole, you little pissant, before I pull your head off and shove this bunny down your throat"
Probably won't help with repeat bookings, but it might feel good to say.
"Close your piehole, you little pissant, before I pull your head off and shove this bunny down your throat"
Probably won't help with repeat bookings, but it might feel good to say.
Re: Clever Comebacks
Did you have too much coffee today Bill?
LOL
LOL
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Re: Clever Comebacks
Sheesh...Yeah, really.
I can't belive he left out the word "runt" after "pissant."
I can't belive he left out the word "runt" after "pissant."