HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
TESTED IN THE FURNACE, SIFTED FROM THE MIRE
GILDED IN PRAYERS AND PRECIOUS METAL
ZANTHOR HAS ARISEN FROM HIS DARK SLUMBER AND DISCOVERED FILMOGRAPHY ON DEMAND
OBSERVE AND REGARD FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR MORTALITY
I = VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y213APwfblQ
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-do- ... agic-trick
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-do- ... card-trick
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-mak ... anthor-way
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-rea ... k-of-cards
http://www.myspace.com/davidzanthor
MORE WILL COME TO THE FAITHFUL
GILDED IN PRAYERS AND PRECIOUS METAL
ZANTHOR HAS ARISEN FROM HIS DARK SLUMBER AND DISCOVERED FILMOGRAPHY ON DEMAND
OBSERVE AND REGARD FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR MORTALITY
I = VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y213APwfblQ
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-do- ... agic-trick
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-do- ... card-trick
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-mak ... anthor-way
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-rea ... k-of-cards
http://www.myspace.com/davidzanthor
MORE WILL COME TO THE FAITHFUL
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Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
No I am from the Kingdom Animalis. But like a nut I came from the earth, and one day I shall return.
That doesnt mean we can't still date?
That doesnt mean we can't still date?
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Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
From the looks of things, a very bored nut with lots of time on his hands. This is the perfect example of a useless thread.
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
Maybe it's a British thing, but I thought it was pretty funny...
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Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
Okay, so I watched the first video, and Zanthor is a nut, but at least he's a funny nut.
But, aren't these sorts of parodies on YouTube getting played out by now?
But, aren't these sorts of parodies on YouTube getting played out by now?
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Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
http://www.stallionmagic.com/Originally posted by David Zanthor:
Is stallion a nut? He sounds like a horse.
Is he a horsechesnut?
http://www.stallionmagic.com/majudoflyer.pdf
Zanthors clip is quite entertaining and edited very well.
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I can't figure out if it's a joke or not. Which means if it is a joke, it's a dam good one.Originally posted by Travis Winkler:
This can't touch Stallion.
Stallion's much funnier.
I hope it's a joke.
Gord
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
Gord:
Now wait a minute......I can't tell if you're kidding or not...
Now wait a minute......I can't tell if you're kidding or not...
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
Zanthor is pleased.
and welcomes your comments.
who is this "stallion"? I would like to challenge him to a wizard off.
my powers are manifold - he can set the time - i shall set the venue.
in the meantime, lick my tounge of fire.
for as the prophecy states for he so who ventuerst unst the wizened tree of kalgoon must be dunst here foreafter evermore beyond the thunderdrome of chance.
in the charade of life i shall play death. will you roll the dice? of peace?
and welcomes your comments.
who is this "stallion"? I would like to challenge him to a wizard off.
my powers are manifold - he can set the time - i shall set the venue.
in the meantime, lick my tounge of fire.
for as the prophecy states for he so who ventuerst unst the wizened tree of kalgoon must be dunst here foreafter evermore beyond the thunderdrome of chance.
in the charade of life i shall play death. will you roll the dice? of peace?
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
Oh Jeez, if Zanthor is suggesting Stallion meet him "unst the wizened tree of kalgoon," well, it's all over for Stallion. The poor guy doesn't have a chance.
Does anyone disagree with me here?
By the way, will this be Pay-Per-View? ;)
Does anyone disagree with me here?
By the way, will this be Pay-Per-View? ;)
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
Although I do not speak for Stallion, he is "The American Hero", & "The Greatest Magician of Our Time".
Stallion....
Stallion....
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
I'm British so should feel affinity for this chap. But no one can touch Stallion. He is a mighty genius.
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
I think an oil wrestling match between Mysterion, Stallion, and Zanthor could tour and make money. Perhaps the WWF would be interesting in handling the tour?
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
Careful David, you are treading into copyright infringement.Perhaps the WWF would be interesting in handling the tour?
WWF = World Wildlife Fund
WWE - World Wrestling Entertainment
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
i have been observing this "stallion" of whom you speak, and i can think of no greater event than a show down of cataclysmic proportions.
and should it need to be a three way with "mysterion" well then ill bend over and take that too.
but let it be known, here and now, by the end of the three way, all though we all will have taken a pounding, mysrerion and stalion shall be on their knees.
please watch my new films:
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-thr ... h-a-window
http://www.videojug.com/category/leisure/magic
and should it need to be a three way with "mysterion" well then ill bend over and take that too.
but let it be known, here and now, by the end of the three way, all though we all will have taken a pounding, mysrerion and stalion shall be on their knees.
please watch my new films:
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-thr ... h-a-window
http://www.videojug.com/category/leisure/magic
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
Sometime after the first of the year I will be nominating David Zanthor for the Leonard Nimoy Plaque, awarded to the best single eyebrow raise done by a performer in the previous year.
Details later, but I think I can say without fear of contradiction, all recognition due you will be coming your way, David.
All those hours in front of a mirror are paying off. My deepest congratulations.
Details later, but I think I can say without fear of contradiction, all recognition due you will be coming your way, David.
All those hours in front of a mirror are paying off. My deepest congratulations.
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
On a serious note, I think that David Zanthor's short films are far better than the hack crap put out by David Blaine and that Zanthor himself is far more interesting and entertaining. There's something about self-parody that is endearing.
Blaine wants us to take him seriously...like living in a plastic box for 40 days while wearing a diaper and essentially urinating in public or floating in a large fishbowl for days makes him a "serious" figure. Zanthor is having fun.
My vote is for Zanthor.
Blaine wants us to take him seriously...like living in a plastic box for 40 days while wearing a diaper and essentially urinating in public or floating in a large fishbowl for days makes him a "serious" figure. Zanthor is having fun.
My vote is for Zanthor.
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
We are not stupid, Zanthor. It is clear from your videos that you are obsessed with horses hiding behind them, striking from them, lurking behind them, fondling their tails and hindquarters, and using them as your personal jungle gym.
A battle with Stallion is inevitable, for it is your return home to the equine bosom.
A battle with Stallion is inevitable, for it is your return home to the equine bosom.
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
Without ever saying a word in his videos, Zanthor has proved to have more personality and charisma than Blain and Angel combined. He may be a nut, but hes an entertaining nut, and thats what counts. His posts have been even more entertaining!
This thread may not have the redeeming quality some would like or hope for, but sometimes its just fun to laugh, and Zanthor (and others here) have certainly made me do that. David, I loved your Leonard Nimoy plaque post by the way. I wonder if The Amazing Johnathon taught him the eyebrow raise?
Viva Zanthor!!!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all.
P.S. I wonder who Zanthors tailor is?
This thread may not have the redeeming quality some would like or hope for, but sometimes its just fun to laugh, and Zanthor (and others here) have certainly made me do that. David, I loved your Leonard Nimoy plaque post by the way. I wonder if The Amazing Johnathon taught him the eyebrow raise?
Viva Zanthor!!!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all.
P.S. I wonder who Zanthors tailor is?
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
my, my what an amazing group of magicians you all seem to be.
may i thank you for your warm and generous comments.
may i also direct you to a forum where i was not so warmly receivied.
perhaps for you educated and inteligent "children of the moon" it will prove entertaining.
this is slow to start but really gets going
http://www.talkmagic.co.uk/ftopic15300. ... ht=zanthor
may i thank you for your warm and generous comments.
may i also direct you to a forum where i was not so warmly receivied.
perhaps for you educated and inteligent "children of the moon" it will prove entertaining.
this is slow to start but really gets going
http://www.talkmagic.co.uk/ftopic15300. ... ht=zanthor
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
here is a new offering from the mighty zanthor who thanks all his fans,
and demands that you join his fan club on facebook
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-do- ... -the-world
and demands that you join his fan club on facebook
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-do- ... -the-world
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I have seen the light! And it's Zanthor! He will
rule the magic world soon! :eek: :eek: :help:
rule the magic world soon! :eek: :eek: :help:
Re: HOLY JESUS, IT'S ZANTHOR
Zanthor is terrific. I love his work, although I notice that videojug, the place where he is uploading his videos, has a category of "related videos" that includes "How To Get Out Of A Car Without Showning Your Knickers."