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[skmayhew]

The Keep It In Your Pants Wallet?

Ha! I vote for this one!

[Zig Zagger]

Hey, this is fun!

How about...

The Gargantuan Wallet
The Carnivore Wallet
The Tony Mony Wallet
The Miller Killer Wallet
The Miller WalLite
The TRosieny Wallet
The Waddayacallit Wallet
The Whale of a Wallet
The Cardiac Wallet
The Cardiac Workers Wallet
The After All Wallets Wallet
La Walleta

???

Let's make them cookies disappear!

Zig Zagger
*The Nemesis of Feather Flowers Magic*

[Bill McFadden]

The Buckeye Wildebeest . . . the Woody Hayes of utility wallets.

[Dustin Stinett]

I suggest the "Plain Manor Wallet" (Plain Manor not only phonetically describing its handling—though it's misspelled—but mostly for his amusement it is also an anagram of a favorite subject of Tony's).

[Doomo]

That took a few minutes Dustin! But after I reviewed our chats in Vegas I figured it out. But none the less I am NOT taking that job at the zoo.

[Jim Martin]

A "card to wallet" wallet with a built in index and more?
Here are three:

Monty's Python Wallet
Roswell's Area 51 Wallet
Transmigration Wallet

[Doomo]

The Keep It In Your Pants Wallet?

Ha! I vote for this one!

Actually I am leaning towards using this with another name as a slogan/Tag Line for the wallet. If I do that TWO People gets prizes!

[Richard Kaufman]

Aw, c'mon. "Heart Attack Wallet" and "Seizure Wallet" are SO much better.
Anyone can make a sexual inuendo.

[Bob Farmer]

Wouldn't it be the Area 52 Wallet?

The atomic number of Tellurium is 52 and it's a better card in wallet than any other, therefore...

The Tellurium Supremacy Wallet

Schrödinger's Catch-All Wallet

You don't know what's in the wallet until you open it.

[Jim Martin]

Wouldn't it be the Area 52 Wallet?....

I was being a purist.

[AJM]

How about the Bammo Card Walleter?

(Erm, no - Ed)

[Bob Farmer]

The Bammo is an excellent suggestion.

However, how about the:

Walletther PPK 007 wallet?

It gives you a license to kill (an audience).

[Bill Mullins]

Fighting Bob La Follette Wallet
Wolfgang Wollet Wallet
Whatchamacallit Wallet
U-Haul it Wallet
Poke Salat Wallet
Rubber Mallet Wallet

[Steve Cobb]

The Energizer Wallet

[JHostler]

Walla Wallet
Tony's Love Wallet
Flying Walleta

[Richard Kaufman]

Ah! "Flying Walleta" is very good!

[Brad Jeffers]

How about the "Woogie-Boogie Wallet" ... or the "Boogie-Woogie Wallet"... or (if you don't have to pay George Lucas any royalties) the "Wookiee Wallet" ... or prehaps the hybrid "Wookiee-Boogie", Boogie-Wookiee", or my favorite, "Wookiee-Bookiee Wallet".
(As I'm sure you can tell, I put a lot of thought into this)

[Dustin Stinett]

I too vote for "The Flying Walleta" (that is in case my suggestive suggestion is not the selection).

[Bob Farmer]

Trickpocket: the wallet that makes stealing for a living easy.

[Zig Zagger]

Any news on this unnamed unnerving wallopy wallet??

[Russ]

How about THE EUPHORIA WALLET

Or The ROACH WALLET?

The roach sneaks in the smallest of places, and definitely surprises!

No need for a dangerous animal .....

Russ "Raven" Polizzi

[Doomo]

This is Rosie taking over Tony's account once again!!

Sorry we took so long to announce the winner...or in this case winners!!

For the wallet in question, there were a lot of very good suggestions and some that seemed to have vomited up from the pits of hell...you can guess which ones Tony liked.

So here we go!

The name for our new index wallet will be "The Heart Attack Wallet"!
Richard - I already know what you want - lots of crack corn!
And don't think that we picked this name because of favoritism - this decision caused a two day row in our house and we even had to bring in an outside voters to settle the score!

Curtis Kam's "Keep it in your pants" will now be the overall slogan for all of our wallets.

And we want to option the name "The Flying Walleta" from JHostler for a yet to be created design.

Thank you all for your help!

Contact us for your prizes - I will get busy baking when we get back from Magic in the Rockies! Anyone going to be there??

[Doomo]

Thanks a lot guys!

Here is what the packaging will look like!





Thanks
Rosie and Tony

[Bill Mullins]

WARNING: Use of this wallet induces tachycardia in spectators!

[Doomo]

WARNING: Use of this wallet induces tachycardia in spectators!

Better THEM than ME... Been there didn't even want the shirt. As they cut it off of me. But the wallet is damn cool!.

[Richard Kaufman]

[J-Mac]

OK, got my hot little hands on one of these and I must say that this is definitely one of Tony's best yet. The indexing system is unique among wallet indexes (indices for you grammar folks). I don’t know if Tony has revealed any of the other attributes of this wallet yet so I don’t want to steal his thunder here, but the main features are reminiscent of one of Tony's earlier wallets - also one of my favorites.

The CTW is not like most recent wallets; it's slower and more devious. Switching is natural with this wallet - it's built for the simple but effective switch. It isn't going to become your daily use wallet, but personally I never use any of my magic wallets for everyday use anyway. The leather used on this wallet is extremely soft, not the stiffer shiny stuff used in too many others. Real nice leather - I spent the first two days walking around with this thing stuck to my nose!

Fantastic wallet, Tony! Getting lots of use here already.

Jim