Blaine

[MaxNY]

After 43 years of romance that never ended in marriage, glamorous, sun-kissed doll couple Barbie and Ken have called it quits. The celebrity breakup was announced at a press conference at The
International Toy Fair here in New York City yesterday. Rumor at the Toy Fair was that Barbie will soon have a new Boy-Toy, an Australian hunk named "Blaine"... I only report-em folks.

[Steve V]

A small Aussie doll? Is their slogan gonna be "put a shrimp on the barbie"?
Steve V

[Elwood]

Or possibly "in the Barbie"? :D

[Pete Biro]

Only a Brit would think that... heheheh :D

[Guest]

Considering his name, he'll probably come in a plexiglass box and you won't be able to take him out for the first 44 days.

[Steve V]

I was going with "in the Barbie" first, then I remembered how the dolls are made...
Steve V

[Elwood]

That must make you an honorary Brit, Steve!

Seriously (or possibly not), one of our tabloids published an "interview" with Ken today. He thinks Barbie is having a midlife crisis, and finished off by saying he would be back, after he finished his bottle of Scotch!

[Guest]

Wow...I'm a Brit! Last time one of my ancestors was a Brit they were hiding on a ship while other Brits on shore waved torches and pitchforks and were demanding justice.
Steve V