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Can anyone confirm the news today about Bernard Bilis?
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Re: Can anyone confirm the news today about Bernard Bilis?
I thought that was, "What's found in a barnyard and sounds like a bell?"
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Re: Can anyone confirm the news today about Bernard Bilis?
What's brown and wrinkled and rings a bell?
The Lunchbag of Notre Dame.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
This last one was in a recent newspaper article about a study to identify the funniest joke in the world. I think they got it wrong.
The Lunchbag of Notre Dame.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
This last one was in a recent newspaper article about a study to identify the funniest joke in the world. I think they got it wrong.
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Re: Can anyone confirm the news today about Bernard Bilis?
Further and further off topic:
"What's red, has wheels, hangs on a wall, and sings?"
"I don't know"
"A herring."
"But a herring isn't red."
"So paint it."
"But a herring doesn't have wheels."
"So put some on it."
"But a herring doesn't hang on a wall."
"So hang it there."
"BUT A HERRING DOESN'T SING!!!"
"Yeah, I know...I just threw that in to make it hard."
"What's red, has wheels, hangs on a wall, and sings?"
"I don't know"
"A herring."
"But a herring isn't red."
"So paint it."
"But a herring doesn't have wheels."
"So put some on it."
"But a herring doesn't hang on a wall."
"So hang it there."
"BUT A HERRING DOESN'T SING!!!"
"Yeah, I know...I just threw that in to make it hard."
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Re: Can anyone confirm the news today about Bernard Bilis?
Well, looks like I finally killed the thread.
(dusting hands and walking away...)
(voice from off-stage: "No, no, it's just PINING...")
(dusting hands and walking away...)
(voice from off-stage: "No, no, it's just PINING...")
Re: Can anyone confirm the news today about Bernard Bilis?
Actually you had quite a bit of help.