Friday Gag

[000]

What do 52 cards equal?
One decacard.

[Anthony Vinson]

What do you call an equidistant ace assembly?
Ace-symmetrical!

[Tom Frame]

I created an effect in which a participant names the Aces in whatever order they pop into her head. I quickly reveal each Ace.

The name of the effect?

"Free Ace-Ociation".

[Bob Farmer]

I use the Ascanio spread for a lie detector effect I call, "Spanish Inquisition."

[Ivanovich]

I didn't expect that.

Chris

[Dustin Stinett]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!


(Sorry I was so late to replying to that Chris. I'm saddened no one beat me to it.)

[Philippe Billot]

But the Monthy Python do.

[Pete McCabe]

Their chief weapon is surprise.

[Philippe Billot]

The mol cushion?